MLB Apology Teams

1. New York Crackers

2. Boston Mayonnaise

3. Tampa Bay Cabbage Eaters

4. Washington White Trash

5. Kansas City Hillbillies

6. Pennsylvania Peckerwoods

7. Cincinnati Honkeys

8. San Francisco Karens

9. Nashville Nazis

10. Chicago Albinos

11. Sacramento Rednecks

12. Colorado Guidos

 13. Arizona Buckras

14. Milwaukee Trixies

15. Oakland Polacks

16. Detroit Chads

17. Baltimore Haoles

18. Houston Hosers

19. Seattle Kyles

20. Minnesota Anns

21. Philadelphia Frogs

22. Miami Gin Jockeys

23. San Diego Ofays

24. Pittsburgh Paddies

25. St. Louis Palefaces

26. Texas Snowflakes

27. New York Wonderbreads

28. Wisconsin Wasps 

29. Topeka Trailer Parks 

30. Chicago Charlies